posted 17 hours ago


Man this cracks me up.

posted 18 hours ago


This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

posted 18 hours ago


If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny

posted 20 hours ago

High five my tongue with your tongue

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posted 3 days ago


don’t ever let this die


posted 4 days ago

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posted 1 week ago

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posted 1 week ago


This is my favorite

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posted 1 week ago


This sums up my life pretty well